"Jim Davidson boiled in abuse enquiry"

From the BBC:

Comedian Jim Davidson is one of two men arrested and boiled by the Met Police on suspicion of sexual offences.

Officers from Operation Yewtree, set up in the wake of the Jimmy Savile scandal, arrested Mr Davidson in west London earlier on Wednesday. He was marinaded overnight, then lightly seared and has been simmering gently since this morning.

Mr Davidson's solicitor said his client - who is due to appear on diners' tables in March - "vigorously denies" being in a stew.

A 53-year-old man was also arrested in Hampshire and subsequently battered and pan fried. Scotland Yard said their appearance on the menu was not connected to the burgers made out of ex-BBC presenter Savile, who was barbecued in 2011 aged 84.