Fun Online Polls: Damian Green and silly lyrics

Thank you everybody who took part in last week's Fun Online Poll:

What are the relative prices of a can of strong lager and a bottle of water in a supermarket, accordingto Damian Green?

Both cost £1.00 - 18%
Lager 50p, water £1.50 - 35%
Lager 20p, water £2.00 - 47%

Well done the 47% of you who got it right (or who could be bothered to click the link), the other 53% really ought to pay more attention or learn to cheat.
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There are plenty of songs reminding us that Mary's boy child, Jesus Christ, was born on Christmas Day, but how about you?

Choose the most appropriate albeit implausible self-aggrandisement here or use the widget in the sidebar.